I escaped hell when I dumped windwoes..
I remember when I first tried Linux.. It was because I Had to.. I was running a pirated version of W-98.. WhooH! that registry crap was a nightmare.. I tried going into reg-edit, and deleting all the "@'s".. Cleaners weren't cleaners, they were messerupers and OS killers, and everything wanted all your money to pretend to make the OS safe and secure... Weird things happened to the OS from the internet.. There was this one time the OS got nuked, and ten weird icons showed up on the start page.. Ten viruses I presumed.. I took a photo of it..
I switched to Linux after the W-98 got slammed by a powerful multi-virus.. I was in the hotmail login page.. I scrolled down, and came upon a link that promised a guaranteed quick easy $1200.. I clicked link after link, and came upon a message box.. I typed in "This looks like an evolved illegal pyramid scam"..
Suddenly the screen flashed bright white, then blue, then red, then white again, then black, then soft purple, then the computer totally crashed...
I didn't lose much data because I had a good CD backup.. but I did lose the hard drive.. It got totally destroyed, but hard drives were cheap from garage sales... Got it up and going again.. A week later the OS got hit by the same thing, but this time I was ready for it.. I ripped out the power cord, and ran the antivirus.. It showed three nasty viruses in every file opened.. Two weeks later the new hard drive and OS got hit again.. I gave the three wrecked hard drives to a university lab.. They told me that the criminal signed its crime, but they weren't at liberty to tell me any more..
I switched to Fedora.. I gave them hundreds of new ideas to help them make Linux a public item.. Linux is built my way... The last fun idea I gave them was "Hey guys: Lets have a real time list of what's happening in the OS when it's installing and updating, for us to see what's happening in real time... They had it up'n running in a few months.. then out came Scientific Linux...
The third time that storm virus hit my W-98 I was ready for the demon.. When its attack starts, the screen loads with duplicates of the firewall's front page till the RAM runs out, thus the 'storm'.. Then the OS goes blue screen, and that's the end of the OS.. It's called 'Storm'.. There is no recovery from a storm hit... When someone who is real bad dies, its special secret computer will send Storm out onto the Internet, thereby destroying every net-connected windwoes computer that hour, plus all the forums, plus the internet.. It will destroy millions of business records, thereby crashing the poor peoples global economy, and will destroy millions of peoples private files.. Will be like 'kicking humanity in the nuts with a steel-toe boot with steel points on it'.. is why the whole world needs to switch to Linux ASAP... Dump that bludy windwoes before it erases all your private data.. Everyone running a windwoes OS should make a backup of everything tomorrow, and buy an old computer or secondary hard drive at a cheap store or a garage sale, and turn it into a Linux computer, and load all their files to it as a running backup before Storm kicks you in dee balz... A nice gesture for your good friends running windwoes would be to provide them with a hard drive with a Linux OS on it, and have them put all their files in it so they won't lose everything when the crappola hits the fan...
The third time the devil hit my W-98, he quickly opened several of my word files on the screen like its mouse was actually connected to my computer.. I quickly deleted a file's contents, and keyed-in 'GET PAMPERS!'.. The OS instantly crashed.. Reboot was blue screen.. I didn't lose anything but a hard drive, a copy of a sent note, and two downloaded nudie pix of purdy young ladies proudly displaying their lovely kichykitchycoo's, waggaboo's, and sasquatch's...
I saw 'Storm' evolving.. 15-years ago that devil tried to damage my Linux OS with a Linux version of its Storm bug.. but a reboot cleared it all... I can't run a windwoes OS on the net without it destroying it in a week.. It's still grumpy at me for me saying its pyramid scam looked like a pyramid scam.. I wonder if it ever got pampers..? Life for it must be a living hell nightmare to be existing with so much churning burning hate.. was probably the coke.. Coke melts ones brain, mind, spirit, soul, and love.. That deadly cocoa-leaf crap turns some people into cannibal zombies.. They even have their private elitist cannibal restaurants now... I wonder if they ever have nightmares of human babies screaming and crying, trying to crawl out of their mouths..? WhooH! Wouldn't want to them... Duh devil owns them...