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Originally Posted by JamminJoeyB
Your post would show up before you typed it.
Just what we need to exponentially increase the size of the database ---- telepathy!
I think fortune reading will make it dual-dimensionally expoentially increasing
Then adding phopecies will make it infinitely big in 2 dimensions.
GREAT!
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Originally Posted by JayMan8081
Pie! I especially like Chocolate Cream Pie. Mmmm, Mmmm, good.
Speaking of pies, how about pytables
"Most of the I/O operations speed should be only limited by the underlying I/O subsystem."
See how cleverly I got the thread back on track, made a pun, AND increased my database entries by one third?
Edit: Speaking of telepathic databases, I'll bet the Betazoids (from Stardate 4153.77 on the "Encounter ar Farpoint" episode) have plenty of them,
"Betazoids hail from the Federation member planet Betazed. A peaceful race that have developed highly telepathic abilities, the Betazoid people appreciate fine arts, literature, and philosophy. As all Betazoids are telepathic, they usually do not need to vocalize their thoughts to one another in order to communicate, but can do so for the benefit of offworlders. It is a natural ability, and likewise the strength of the skill varies from one to another. Most develop the ability in adolescence, but a few have congenitally active telepathic abilities that may cause severe mental problems due to their inability to screen out other peoples minds. Screening is a skill that is absolutely necessary for the well-being of a Betazoid, particularly for those with keen telepathic sensory skills."
Myself, I do have ESPN on the cable, but it doesn't tell me who will win the game.
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Did somebody say pi?
I seem to recall having read about a quantum computer that could in theory come up with answers before the question was even asked, but my database crashed recently and I can't remember much about it.
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So you come to gloat about this wonderful '10x faster' database that you claim to have made, but you give us nothing but a 1 line story! What do you want me to send you money or something?
[chant]
I want proof,
I want proof,
I want proof,
I want proof,
I want; wait a second, why the heck do I care?.
I'm sure someone wants proof,
give them proof!
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I wouldn't mind seeing a little proof of this faster database.
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Proof? You can't handle the proof.
Add another useless entry into the database.
And I still kept it on topic. LOL
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Originally Posted by JayMan8081
I wouldn't mind seeing a little proof of this faster database.
Well, according to quantum mechanics and advanced physics, if something is really fast, it may distort time, which means it is actually being used yesterday, and will definintely come tomorrow, but may not take place today.
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Speaking of thirds, at the rate this thread is gaining database entries it will make it to the Hot topics area on the main page by 5pm est.
Of course if this were 10x faster it would have been there 2 days ago.
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My database has no connections, not needed, the write is complete before you try to write it, and since the data exists before the need to write it, no need for a connection. Unfortunatly, the data is always presented before you need it, forcing me to remove the read connections, way too frustrating.
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Originally Posted by JamminJoeyB
Your post would show up before you typed it.
And we the mods could lock threads without even the need to read them first - what a wonderful modlife that would be.
Originally Posted by cybertron
but my database crashed recently and I can't remember much about it.
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Originally Posted by hard candy
it is actually being used yesterday, and will definintely come tomorrow, but may not take place today.
You don't actually happen to be your own father, do you? Oh, wait, I'm your father!
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Originally Posted by Parcival
You don't actually happen to be your own father, do you? Oh, wait, I'm your father!
About my allowance....
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Originally Posted by hard candy
About my allowance....
I got your allowance right here ... waggles a willow branch switch ... come to papa.
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I can build a mysql db thats faster than any other...I just need a supercomputer or a lite driven computer, I think the speed of light is a little more than 10x faster...But then again ********s are supposed to move as fast as light so I guess that theory if useing light would only give me less heat, as long as the light is low intensity to when it interacts with some mass-ive object, very little heat is radiated...Or maybe he just striped a bunch of scsi drives and uses a system which writes multiple lines of the disk at once.......Ok I'd better shut up before I get too off topic, if their really was one.
WOW a new word censord, e-lec-tron-s, why?
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more seriously, is posgres SQL is somewhat faster than mysql? not 10x, but by some amount?
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Originally Posted by thaddaeus
WOW a new word censord, e-lec-tron-s, why?
My guess is whoever made the censored word database got it confused with erection. Either that or they think that talking about things that give life to a computer is dirty.
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